Sorry, bud. I never got around to finishing this site.

But hey, it's not bad for a first effort, eh? I mean, most people's first home page don't even come close to a site like this! My picture, my hobbies, my girlfriend-- they're no where to be seen on the title page!

So, if you're peeved that this link went nowhere, just thank your lucky stars that it didn't lead you to another "Under Construction" Page with blinking, large fonts and a colour scheme that a circus clown could wear.

- Michael Houston, August 1998.